Shakespeare’s Frozen Pizza Store Locator

Here is a list of stores that carry Shakespeare’s Frozen Pizzas. (We try to keep it updated, but you know how last night was….)

Bribing Our Way into Your Grocery Store, One Pizza at a Time

We bribed the managers of the frozen foods departments of a couple of grocers with pizzas, Frescas, and a few other things we won’t mention. We got our stuff onto the shelves, and now you can buy it. Years ago, we got all of our smartest tie dye T-shirt wearing folks together in the back room and figured out how to make a frozen version of our pies. We tried everything. In the end, we came up with a pretty darn good frozen pizza.

The first ones were sold at the Pierpont Store in beautiful downtown Pierpont, MO, just south of Columbia, about 8 or 13 years ago. They still sell the stink out of them there. We’re not going to feed you a line about how our frozen pizzas are exactly as good as the ones that come out of the ovens on Ninth Street. You are waaaaay too smart for that. We will tell you that, honestly, lots of our customers really like them.