About Us

Mission Statement

“It’s the pizza, stupid. And maybe the beer. Everything else can go fly.”

“Have a good time doing it, just wash your hands before and, especially, after.”

If your business needs a new mission statement, Shakespeare’s Pizza has begun accepting offers in the mid to low-high-mid five figures (€) to help you.




We’ve been around since 1973.
That’s a lot of pizzas and a lot of stuffs happenin.
Check out our history timeline*

* All persons are innocent until proven guilty