Shakespeare's Pizza and Mail Order Pizza

Shakes Pizza will travel (so you can buy it in stores)

Shakespeare's Pizza is in a whole bunch of grocers, and we're working on more.

Where can you buy it?

Our frozen pizza pushers are working all the time to have the pies in more stores. (Even in our sleep... we really do dream about this stuff.  don't you dream about work?) Some people haven't had their piece today and we need to help them out.

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Up for a road trip?

Is it Good?

We make our frozen pizza with the same cheese, crust, sauce, toppings, and fairy dust that we use in the restaurants. (There's one small exception, courtesy of USDA regulations: we use pre-cooked sausage and ground beef instead of raw like at the restaurants.  You do NOT want to meet Mr. Trichonosis.)  

We use the same dough machine, the same cheese shredder, and the same pepperoni slicer that makes it thicker than anybody else.  (Of course, not doubling up on equipment doesn't make the pizza any better, it just saves us - and so, you - some dough.) (Get it...dough?) 

Finally, the crew that makes the frozen stuff works in the restaurants sometimes, too; so they osmosis-ly absorb all the ju-ju, karma, vibe, and other odors and have them with them in the USDA room.  (Which, of course, doesn't make the frozen pizza any different, but they need the hours.)

So it's as close as we can get it.  Of course we're going to say it's good - we're biased - but lots of other folks say so too.

Don't have a store near you and need a fix?

Bummer! But, you're still covered. Have your pies shipped to you. Not all pies can be shipped but it's better than eating your beets.  Unless you like beets better than pizza, which would be okay with us because there are lots of people who like pizza better than beets, we's bets.