Frozen
How it happened:
We bribed the managers of the frozen foods departments of a couple of grocers with pizzas, Frescas, and a few other things we won’t mention. We got our stuff onto the shelves, and now you can buy it. Years ago, we got all of our smartest tie dye T-shirt wearing folks together in the back room and figured out how to make a frozen version of our pies. We tried everything. In the end, we came up with a pretty darn good frozen pizza.
The first ones were sold at the Pierpont Store in beautiful downtown Pierpont, MO, just south of Columbia, about 8 or 13 years ago. They still sell the stink out of them there. We’re not going to feed you a line about how our frozen pizzas are exactly as good as the ones that come out of the ovens on Ninth Street. You are waaaaay too smart for that. We will tell you that, honestly, lots of our customers really like them.
Frozen Pizzas Available:
- Pepperoni Pizzas
- Italian Sausage Pizzas
- Vegetarian Pizzas (red onions, mushrooms, black olives and green peppers)
- And of course the Extra Cheese Pizzas you like.
Buy it in stores:
Look for it in your local grocery store. Locations can be found all across Mid-Missouri, St. Louis and Kansas City. Check out this Map for a location near you.
Have it sent to you:
We can take your internet order for frozen pizza if you live in the following states:
MO, KS, CO, NE, SD, ND, MN, IA, WI, IL, MI, IN, OH, WV, KY, TN, SC, GA, AL, MS, LA, AR, and OK.
If you live in a state that is not listed then we can still probably ship to you, but we just need to talk with you regarding the purchase of additional dry ice to get it there safely. Please call the frozen guys at 573-268-2371 to find out your options. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Remember too, if you live in the state of Missouri, you will have to pay sales tax on your purchases.
There’s two parts: the Package, and the Shipping…
THE PACKAGE: $39.99
The package is three (3) Twelve-Inch Pies: choose pepperoni, Italian sausage, vegetarian or double cheese. The three pies don’t have to have the same. The package also includes the requisite dry ice, a cooler box for shipping, and instructions.
THE SHIPPING:
We ship them UPS. It normally takes anywhere from 1-3 days to ship. The shipping costs include: the Transportation Fee, the Fuel Surcharge Fee, Residential Surcharge Fee, the Paper Fee, the Phone Operator Fee, and the Wheel Changer Man Fee. I think you get it. The prices keep going up, but we only charge what they charge. Call or e-mail with your exact destination (name, address, city, state, zip, phone) for shipping pricing. To give you an idea what costs have been in August/September 2011: Wheaton, IL $10.22, Lenexa, KS $11.76, Homewood, AL $22.47, Metairie, LA $27.87, Oxford, MS $21.90, Austin, TX $27.87.
One last thing:
It’s all-the-way important that you put the pies in your freezer at your end when you receive them. If UPS drops them off and you let them sit for two days on your porch or in the mail room or whatever, and you live in Atlanta and it’s summer, then they’ll thaw and you’ll have a plant biology project when you open the box. If you are ordering pies as a gift for someone, make sure that they know to put the pies in a freezer when they get them.
Sorry to make such a production out of it, but while it seems simple, it ain’t. Further questions can answered by the Head Frozen Master at this email. We even have a phone line just for frozen pizza questions:(573) 268-2371.
Order pizzas online.