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The Shakespeare's Pizza Wall of Name

AND THE FIRST-OF-MANY WINNER IN SEPTEMBER OF 2007 IS...

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The Tarkio Farm Girl Special

Wheat Crust, Extra Cheese, Pepperoni (Hormel, only the best), Lean Ground Beef, Lean Italian Sausage (our recipe), and Breakfast Bacon (real crumbles, not soy)

Why was it worthy? According to some gals from Tarkio, MO:

Tarkio RulesWell it's like this...over the course of a dozen years, 5 of us corn fed girls from the Midwest (Atchison County, MO - Tarkio, to be specific) came to Mizzou. Happily, our stints at Mizzou overlapped for 9 or 10 of those years. We ordered the Farm Girl Special as often as possible and made sure to take our picture under the Tarkio Seed sign at least once. Now three of those girls are back home in Tarkio, one of us is schooling in Boston, and I am still here holding down the fort. :) In honor of those girls and our memories of Shakespeare's and this town, I would like to nominate the Tarkio Farm Girl Special.

Tarkio Farm Girls

Congratulations, Gals of Tarkio. As the very first winners of our contest:

  1. You get a pizza a week for a month. What size, though? Hint: say large 16"; you get more that way.We'll send you four gift certificates for the value of your pizza. They're good forever.
    We'll paint one of our signs with your pizza on it, and hang it on the wall. Forever.
  2. We'll even throw in a free T-shirt... you pick (contact me for details on redemption.) If you never wear it, it will last forever.
  3. We'll add your pizza to our computer, and all you have to do is ask for "The Tarkio Farm Girl Special." Forever.
  4. We'll put your picture and name on our site and in our newsletter.
  5. You'll be famous forever.
  6. Fee rides in the pedi cab. Forever.

Ready for your chance at immortality?